-Zain after being bought by Bharti then AT&T,then Verizon,Then most recently by Tigo will be sold to Safaricom(yes in the future safaricom also wins)
-Buying shares will become the in thing since land will have become to expensive
-The average speed on Thika road will be 150 km/h
-The government will then spend 200 million kenya shillings installing speed cameras on thika road,in 2 weeks 30% will have been stolen and 40% will have been vandalised because they contain special lenses(valuable on the black market)
-Due to succesful registration of sim cards,kidnappers will have resulted to using wire transfers to offshore bank accounts instead of m-pesa(as a result 5% of Kenyans will move to Switzerland and the Cayman Islands)
-Chris Kirubi will still be Dj CK
-Safaricom will release new sim cards that are to be placed anally,statistics will show 45% increase in reception
-YU aka Essar due to lack of income will close down in a manner similar to GTV,the helicopter will depart at 2100hrs carrying only the board of directors who will have by then successfully shredded all the evidence.Workers will report to work for the next month and stop when they realise they aren't getting paid.
-Bribes will become legalised and will be reffered to as facilitation fees.
-Members of Parliament will increase their salaries to 5 million a month,Raila will says its is unfair 3 times and then stop
-After legalisation of Chang'aa more illicit brews will pop up each more simple in ingredients than the next.The current one is basically just maize and kerosene mixed with sugar cane water,this one makes you deaf.usage by married men is up 4000%
-There will be a public outcry over people who died on the phone waiting to talk to Zuku Customer Care.Zuku could not be reached for comment,the line was busy.
-Pesapal will add one website to their list of supported websites bringing the number to 3
-KPLC will be completely privatised and then immediately bought by Safaricom,Charges will be per consumption and off- peak time will run from 6:00pm to 6.05pm.Usage of other amenities such as piped water at the same time will lead to increased cost.Also all electric posts and transformers to be painted green.
-Mombasa becomes independent of Kenya and becomes part of Uganda
-Toyota brakes become completely faulty,Toyota replaces brake pedal with another accelerator pedal that makes the car go in reverse,Toyota says problem solved.
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